It seems that there has been a spell of pinching at their home in the recent past. It has a strange effect, I can report. One feels at once the incredible desire to pinch everyone in arm's length; and at the same time, one becomes rather paranoid. It seems that any child, wife, old friend or Fraulein au pair is either about to pinch you or is mightily holding themselves back.
The air buzzes with tension of potential pinches within this house.
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What body part is being pinched in that promotional material?
That looked like a nipple, to me. No one wanted to talk about it. This one hung in the kitchen; the ones in the bathroom made me the most nervous, but they were of a different design.
I think we need some of those.
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