Tuesday, November 30, 2010

A Hike We Took (again)

As Ida would say, "Temba had to climb across the DEATH ZONE to get to the top of Mount Everest and he carried a pee bottle but he still got frostbite and lost his fingers..."

So the rain stopped for a minute and we decided to try to scale Powell Butte again. Miki was down for it. Up for it.


Grambee was quick with her "skunk in a hole" song (this movie doesn't really capture it except for some good expressions and reaction) whenever excitement lagged.


Up top, the pink girls got stuck right into a snack:




Wait a MINUTE! That last picture is from a year ago. Miki couldn't hardly do anything! And look at little Ida, last year:



And this year:



Talk about ridiculously strong. I mean, MAV can throw forcefields and emotional thunderclouds right on your head, she has like seven thousand hit points and probably invisibility, but man this is like eighty pounds of Bradfordchild, all the way down the mountain, 40 pounds of which is asleep and snoring! Did Jim help at all? No.



"Look at this, Elsie." "Try this, Ida." "Look at us!"

Saturday, November 27, 2010

"Theo's Thanksgiving"

Theo and I are friends.

I was fortunate to sit next to her at Thanksgiving.

This doll Freddy/Anisia needed a diaper.

Bad.

Theo will start her own blog soon.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Turducken Day

The first thing that happened on Thanksgiving was that Grambee and Jim arrived from Salt Lake City!


Perhaps no one loves Jim like Ida does; it tends to make her pants fall down, though.


It took Miki about 24 hours to warm up to and allow her grandparents to approach/touch her,


but then she decided she was a big fan of "Nambee" and "Dim," too!


Ichi's displeased that they locked him in their room last night.


Okay, it was a big party at the Bradford Vining house. Wow. Three Houston sisters (that's Arthur's Mom GrandKathy--more soon--and Mimi and Jynx), his cousin Emily who's engaged to Prince William, all kinds of kids...


Here's how it looked from up high:


Arthur's Mom Kathy is the coolest! And she knows Arthur is not being sincere, here. And she made delicious green beans. While I'm here, have I told you about Maggie's way with a pie? Whoa. And Mimi laid down some bourbon yams that almost knocked me off the Wagon. There were many culinary heroes and heroines, let me tell you.


These girls made a lot of noise, but were quieted for a time by "Charlotte's Web."



Foxes:


How was the Turducken? Well, I just don't know. Some liked it, or told me they did, but I think I've made better straight turkeys, for certain. And cooking something for ten hours really makes a person anxious. Still, here's a picture of me eating a gigantic bite of it. (If you're worried about why I'm wearing glasses, well, I got a minor eye infection but it's clearing up and I'll be back to wearing contacts again soon. Thanks for your concern.)


Coming soon, my "Theo's Thanksgiving," all-Theo-all-the-time post.

Friday, November 19, 2010

41

Arthur, everyone's favorite Uncle, crossed another milestone today. He blew out these candles:


This is how it looked with a flash. Ida sang "You look like a monkey, and you live in a zoo, Arthur."


Maggie gave him this t-shirt as a present. No one really understood it...

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Friday's Arthur's Birthday!

What can we say? We really love the guts out of this guy.


Saturday, November 13, 2010

Tumbleweeds Documentation: "Doctor, what on earth are you doing?"

Well, I do a pretty astounding job of documenting Ida and Miki using this free technology that Google will one day turn on me and then own me, and I even do a halfway decent job of helping to raise them, when I'm in town. But the team at Tumbleweeds far outstrips me. The sad part of this is that the many pieces of documentation they send aren't available to a wider readership. I thought I'd share this transcript, taken by Amy Williams, of what happens over there:


Doctor, what on the earth are you doing? 10/6/10

Elsie: I have a big parascope [handle of jump
rope].
Ida: The green tape [ribbon she pulled off of
hula hoop ] is for very sick people [balls].
E: Ida, they can lay down on the pad [door mat
placed on wooden table].
IR: [yells]
E: Doctor, what on the earth are you doing?
IR: What do doctors do?
E: No…..
IR: Where’s my telescope?
E: Here it is [hands her the jump rope]! Now,
where’s mine… [looks around, finds a large
bamboo stick, and brings it over] Now, Ida,
we’re not putting it [the telescope] on its mouth,
we’re putting it on its belly.
IR: I’m listening to its heart.
E: Beeeep. Beeeeep. Beeep.
IR: [to ball/sick person] You had some yucky
brussel sprouts.
E: Ok, now it’s my turn with the saw [wooden
slat], and you say, “What on the earth are you
doing!?!” Saaaaaaw.
IR: What on the earth are you doing!?!
E: Saaaaaw. Now you tie her up with the rope
[ribbon from hula hoop], and then I’ll put this
very painful stuff on her. But don’t tie over her
mouth.
[This whole time, Issa is sitting quietly nearby,
peeling ribbon off of the hula hoop and seeming
to listen carefully.]
IR: Ok, not over his mouth. There! She threw
up! Ok, so if you put that stuff on her again,
she’ll do a biiiiiiiig throw up.
E: But you only do it one time unless you’re
very sick.
IR: She’s very sick.
E: But I forgot that you can’t have any blood in
your body, so I… we’ll have to crush her.
Elsie and Ida run over to the slide. Issa follows
closely, still carrying the hula hoop. By the time
I catch up, Elsie and Ida are going down the
slide over and over again on their bellies,
head/arms first. Although they didn’t seem to
notice me documenting them before, as I arrive,
Elsie gives me an update:
E: We’ve got to crush the babies.
IR: We’re crushing our babies. They don’t like
it.
E: [to Ida now, my update over] Yeah, but it’s
very good for them. Then we’re gonna make
them arrive again, and they won’t be sick any
more.
Issa starts going down the slide in the same way.
E: Here’s a stroller [wheelbarrow] for your
baby [to Ida].
IO: [her first interaction] Here comes another
stroller [wheelbarrow].
E: Issa, that’s for me.
IO: I got it just for you.
IR: There’s something in the way [of the
stroller]!
IO: I can it it out of the way! [moves the bike
that was blocking Ida].
E: My babies that are sick have to go in little
bouncers.
Elsie, Ida, and Issa (the first two with
wheelbarrows with balls) run towards the back
yard.
It’s several minutes before I make it back there.
By then, they’re walking away from the stumps,
and Issa seems to be fully integrated into the
play.
E: Issa, let’s leave a baby here and do yoga.
IO: Hey guys, we’re gonna do yoga ballet.
IR: I’m gonna do yoga!


 Negotiations/Control of the play—everyone has leadership moments; everyone has following moments.
 Issa enters play so intentionally: at first copying actions quietly, then offering materials to support the play. And
only once accepted into the play/acknowledge by the others, does she begin to test out taking control of the play.
 Interesting perceptions: telescope to listen to the heart in the belly; What on the earth are you doing; needing to
tie a patient down to give her painful stuff; doctors repeatedly needing to do painful things to patients (i.e. giving
painful stuff, crushing to get the blood out) for the good of the patient; you only throw up one time unless your
very sick;

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

While I was gone

I'm back in PDX, delighted to be surrounded by my girls again. While I was gone, however, things got quite strange? How do I know? This is what I found on my camera:







See ya...

Saturday, November 6, 2010

In NYC, missing my girls

Ida says,

"It's OK, are you doing OK Pete? and by yourself and you can see other people there that you like (that will make you happy). in New York, on sunny days it can be really pretty. And Pete, is there anything for you to eat there? Daddy, are you eating a waffle or a pancake? Is there any flowers there that you like Daddy? Daddy, it's kind of hard for Mama without you. Your daughters are doing OK even though you are not here. I hope you like some cracker with the pancakes. Your daughters me and Miki ate for breakfisk and Daddy is there any other plants there that you like? And you have any spice? Do you see Chandler there? and was Chandler doing something and did you give Chandler a big hug? Did you eat some apple with your cracker?"

While I'll answer Ida privately, I would like to reassure you all that I do have spice.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloweenie

We went to the Monster March. This little goat was just trying to figure it out. So much was going on, there.

Some dude spent like two hours and lost his fingertips to sewing on those goat horns. Whew.


Needless to say, we were happy to see these guys at the monster march!


Oh, I meant these guys. Miki's girlfriend, Talulah:


And Kaito, dressed as a city bus, I think.


Here, Ida is making him cry by telling him he's bad:


Later on Ida and I went trick=or-treating; Ida follows the "eat as you go" approach; that brings you home with very little candy.


MIki's performance was sub-par this year. Frankly. She had a choice between bee or ladybug or dinosaur or skeleton, wouldn't wear any of them. Instead, she went to urgent care with a boogery eye and stayed home from school on Monday, right now, when she is trying to type on this post.